Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?
(Source: tightinvocabulary, via ikkinnorwoks)
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- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via strawberrycoww)
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I lose followers like its my job.
+- normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
- me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
dasfladjfk I have McDonald’s orientation today
but here’s the thing, I have a delia’s interview tomorrow so basically if I get that job then mcdonalds is training me to quit and I kinda feel bad.
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